Wednesday, November 23, 2005

I ain't got a fever got a permanent disease, It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy

I've got ANOTHER cold!!!! I used to never get ill, I think it's because I never believed in it.

The thing is that because I work at a University I'm prone to being in contact with hundreds of people with different strains of cold and I can't be immune to all of them so they're queuing up to invade my body [the viruses not the students]. When I was a student I didn't get many colds but I think this is put down to me pickling my body with alcohol.

So I've got my 3rd cold in about a month, which stinks. My usual efforts to expunging the illness is to have a hot curry (last night) and to take vitamin C tablets, and getting drunk always helps but this isn't an option till Friday [time to join the rest of Britain in binge drinking].

I now put it to you [see I'm getting interactive] to tell me what your best cold cures are. Go on, tell me.

4 comments:

adem said...

If I put a comment here will other people read it?? mmmmmm...a little cynical perhaps but I miss getting lots of comments. Everyone like to think that people care, and everyone likes to feel needed.

hmmmm....I thing I need a big hug.

Flash said...

Aaaaw mate!
Here's a hug for you!

By the way, I cant help with the remedy for I never, ever get colds.
Which may sound lucky but I reckon it simply means I'm in line for the most violent strain of cancer there is.
Karma, y'see!

adem said...

Cheers for that Flash.
Plenty of sleep seems to be working for me at the moment, although that's going to come to an end coz it's the weekend. doh.

adem said...

I've decided to go down the 'take loads of pills' route. I've invested in multivitamins, cod liver oil, garlic capsules, and ibuprofen. great. anymore and I'll start rattling!