Monday, July 11, 2005

A Change Would Do You Good

On a lighter side of things I thought I'd tell you my two favourite jokes.

Q. What's E.T. short for?
A. Because he's only got little legs!

Q. Why does Noddy wear a hat with bells on?
A. Because he's a twat!

Boom! Boom! Classics, and ones that I can still remember when pissed.
If you've got any classics and you want to share some good humour then post a comment.


Lord Bargain said...

why does Mike Tyson have tears in his eyes during sex?


(yes, it took me a minute as well...)

Tom said...

What do you call a scientologist up to their neck in concrete?

Not enough concrete.

(Easily adaptable, that joke.)

Tom said...

Ever heard of the dyslexic agnostic who lies awake at night worrrying if there is a Dog?

Lord Bargain said...

...and the dyslexic drunk who choked on his own Vimto

Lord Bargain said...

or the DNA being the National Dsylexics Association...

Lord Bargain said...

or the dyslexic devil worshippers selling their souls to Santa..

[stop now - Ed.]

Flash said...

...or the famous football team
Dyslexics Untied

adem said...

to meny disleksick jowks!