But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.

If I was a cruel, insensitive parent who wanted to f*ck his child up good style, then this is what I'd do:


Very funny but also very wrong..I'm sure he'll have a laugh about it with his shrink.

On the sickness front I'm feeling quite a lot better except for feeling stiff [damned viagra, I thought they were aspirin], having a very runny nose and eyes, and a headache [I think it may implode]. I've got to work tonight at the pub and so will try and spread as many germs as possible and also try and stay alive too.

Speak soon.