Man Utd 1:0 Chelsea
Wahey!!!! Now for those of you who follow football you'll know what this means. I am not a supporter of either team and actually hate them with great fervour. It is something quentessentially British that we like to see those once great figureheads fall, be it a celebrity or in this case a footbal team. I used to just hate Manchester United but once they got crap then I didn't mind them as much, now my hate has projected to Chelsea who tonight lost for the first time in 40 league games.
So there we go.
As a season ticket holder to the Manchester Buccaneers I'd just like to say:
ReplyDelete"aaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh"
or something.
Chelsea Rent Boys, Chelsea Rent Boys, oh-oh....
[Warning bad taste - you may be offended!]
ReplyDeleteI was told this one. Just imagine it to the tune of Craig David - Re-wind.
Van Per-sie, When the girl shouts "no", molest her!
very bad but very witty too.
i love the Man City fans new chant about Darious Vassell to the tune of the Kaiser Chiefs "I Predict A Riot".
ReplyDeleteit goes...
"Sven should pick Darius, Sven should pick Darius..."